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Peter Baulderstone's avatar

Loved it. I thought Gideon was off his medication, or Peter off the grog - until I read the author's byline.

Brett Moorgas's avatar

This made my morning. The mental stretch I needed.

Red Ball Purists's avatar

“Heavy shoehorning”

“Hit and giggle”

Delicious. Where else do you write, sir?